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Showing posts with label johnny depp. Show all posts
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Friday, June 24, 2011

The Tourism Industry Is Suffering

Usually when a movie is bad it’s easiest to blame the studio for whatever reason; they didn’t allow the director creative control, the budget was too small. Unfortunately for writer-director Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck this is simply not the case (on a side note, I think von Donnersmarck also wins the award for worst name in Hollywood). I was really excited about this movie, Angelina Jolie at one point or another was a respected actress and who doesn’t love Johnny Depp? It was a big let down when I finally watched it and as much as I didn’t want to admit it, it’s pretty bad.

The direction is terrible, I mean, it takes something special to make Johnny Depp look like a bad actor and von Donnersmarck has it. Set in Venice, it is clear that von Donnersmarck has seen "The Italian Job" and tries to imitate several sequences but he really did not capitalize on shooting his movie in one of the most beautiful cities in the world. But forget von Donnersmarck, every so often there is a writer-director that tries to be artsy but in reality is just supremely awful but somehow continues to make movies (Dito Montiel comes to mind as well) and there's nothing we can do about them. The real question is why Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie agreed ot be in this movie. Sometimes the paycheck is just that big, but generally Depp picks excellent movies and even his not so great choices (Charlie And The Chocolate Factory) turn out okay. Angelina Jolie I don't get. How can Brad Pitt be choosing movies as good as "The Tree of Life" and the forthcoming "Moneyball" while Jolie is starring in "The Tourist" and "Wanted"? Well, whatever I say isn't going to change her decisions, so let's just forget it. And let's just forget this movie ever happened, I think it's the best decision at this point.

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Captain Jack's Back!

"Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides" sailed into theaters this weekend to tumultuous applause from pirate fans and lukewarm reviews from critics. Personally, I loved it. And now that we're closing in on 24 hours from viewing time, I'm still of the opinion that it is as good or even better than the first.

Jack Sparrow is up to his old tricks and I'll save you all a plot summary, because if you're reading this now, you most definitely already know it. The only real differences we have between "On Stranger Tides" and "The Curse Of The Black Pearl" is instead of Keira Knightley and Orlando Bloom we have Penelope Cruz and Ian McShane and instead of the beloved Black Pearl we have the terrifying Queen Anne's Revenge as our flagship.

The actors and director Rob Marshall have been claiming in all their press runs that they've done something new and fresh, which is rather debatable. But it's not a bad thing at all, because I for one just love watching Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow getting in and out of trouble and am perfectly content watching that for two hours. Like all the advertisements say it is "the perfect summer movie", it won't be winning awards but it's awesome good fun. I love it and I'm sure others will feel the same way after seeing it. Well, Michael Bolton will at least feel that way....